- Great Truths About Life That Little Children
- Have Learned
* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
- * When your Mom is mad at your Dad,
- don't let her brush your hair.
- * If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
- They always catch the second person.
* Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
- * Reading what people write on desks
- can teach you a lot.
* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
- * Puppies still have bad breath
- even after eating a Tic Tac.
* Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
* School lunches stick to the wall.
* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- * Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- No matter how cute the underwear is.
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